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04. No Need to Get Upset, Officer.

Two-year-olds are terrible at driving adult-sized cars.
Their sippy-cup sized hands struggle with the stereo dials.

@sharkey65a

6-Apr-12, 4:59 pm

Which is why little Johnny uses the pre-set buttons to tune into his favorite hip hop station.

@Hunter_Pechin

6-Apr-12, 6:44 pm

Hip-hop is essential to his lifestyle as toddler thug.

@itsgreektoyou

6-Apr-12, 6:59 pm

I raised little Johnny right. What I lacked in skill, I made up for in style. 

@fibars

25-Apr-12, 10:51 pm

@fibars

27-Apr-12, 9:39 am

You should see how he rocks the hydraulics.

@MayafromMiami

27-Apr-12, 9:54 am

He also loves to blast the music as he does hoodrat things with his friends.

@lmeproduction

27-Apr-12, 10:23 am

He never rides without his whole gang: Diaper Dan, Bobby Bibs, and the two Garretts.

@freedman1010

27-Apr-12, 10:57 am

Malted milk in the sippy cup, and Johnny's ready to floor it. 

@TheAcecapade

30-Apr-12, 10:42 am

Brooklyn was the destination. Life in the burbs was getting to them. They needed out.

@bklynisbetter

6-Feb-13, 10:42 am

They packed it all up and drove all night. They met a man about an apartment. We'll take it!

@callmetwan

7-Feb-13, 10:28 am

But the credit check failed!

@Kantrowitz

7-Feb-13, 11:02 am

Little did he know that one of the Garretts was one of the ancestor of John Dillenger.

@Abid_ism

21-Feb-13, 5:56 pm

Yeah, that John Dillenger 

@bklynisbetter

22-Feb-13, 9:12 am

How only one of the Garrett twins was related to John Dillenger is why this story had to be told.

@draymondKC

23-Feb-13, 10:02 pm

And it begins with one Ana Cump?na?, also known as Anna Sage, or the original Woman in Red.

@karenfinck

4-Mar-13, 9:06 pm

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