Two-year-olds are terrible at driving adult-sized cars.
Which is why little Johnny uses the pre-set buttons to tune into his favorite hip hop station.
6-Apr-12, 6:44 pm
I raised little Johnny right. What I lacked in skill, I made up for in style.
25-Apr-12, 10:51 pm
He also loves to blast the music as he does hoodrat things with his friends.
27-Apr-12, 10:23 am
He never rides without his whole gang: Diaper Dan, Bobby Bibs, and the two Garretts.
27-Apr-12, 10:57 am
Brooklyn was the destination. Life in the burbs was getting to them. They needed out.
6-Feb-13, 10:42 am
They packed it all up and drove all night. They met a man about an apartment. We'll take it!
7-Feb-13, 10:28 am
Little did he know that one of the Garretts was one of the ancestor of John Dillenger.
21-Feb-13, 5:56 pm
How only one of the Garrett twins was related to John Dillenger is why this story had to be told.
23-Feb-13, 10:02 pm
And it begins with one Ana Cump?na?, also known as Anna Sage, or the original Woman in Red.Write the next line.